Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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