There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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