remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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