Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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