everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
You can't special order awesome
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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