Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
There are leaves in my underwear?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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