Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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