pedialite and red bull = repair kit
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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