Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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