If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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