Cold hands, warm shart.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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