Moan for me like Helen Keller
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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