You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
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