i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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