discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
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