just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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