Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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