The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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