This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
the day after is always just damage control
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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