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what?
penguin condom
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
this boner is exhausting
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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