wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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