Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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