Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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