I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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