She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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