This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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