I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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