as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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