Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
