It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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