Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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