A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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