I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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