let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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