How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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