I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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