I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
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