I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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