You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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