Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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