I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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