why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Just high enough for therapy.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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