suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
do nipples grow back?
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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