im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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