What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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