i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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