Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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