She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
i out mim tonsoeep
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