Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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