Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
everyone is single if you try hard enough
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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