i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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