We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Dick very happy bro
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
